The Team

Philippe
Mad Hatter & Owner. Also lead maracas in the secret La Jupe quartet. He has lived everywhere and has a story for any occasion. Sometimes known as Zul. German and Austrian beer are the way to this mans heart.

Siobhan
La Jefa. Loves wine almost as much as she loves her cats - Diego, Frankie & Tuco. The lady with a tattoo for every situation - she's lost count! Never turns down a pint or a shot of limoncello. Arrrrriba. Sickest dance moves on the west coast.

Emily
Sío's right hand. Big Bovril Breeks. An all rounder in every sense of the word. Musically talented on the piano, a qualified swimming coach, a paramedic and also knows her way around the wine menu with her distinction at WSET 2 in wines. Joining us from Falkirk, a real slut for a negroni.

Eileen
Everyone's favourite Uncle! Can stank back the whisky like nobodies business. Our very own Sabrina Carpenter on the floor with her moves.

Matt
Matty D. Coffee enthusiast and also known as 'chef'.

Gary
Helensburgh hottest step da.
The man with a pair of jorts for every occasion. Wakes up everyday and asks
"What would Dolly do?"
Often found tanning pints of fursty on the 3rd floor with the old chef.
Kill Jester!
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Caitz Snr
The glue that holds the kitchen together when the floor gets hectic! And up for nicest person in the bar award too...it's a grudge match against Jemma! Lived everywhere, from Wales to Germany.


The biggest smile in the bar. Jemma is like that ray of golden sunshine on a rainy day and we love it when she's on shift. You will too! A licensed life coach that can bring positivity to any hard day.
