The Team

Philippe
Sometimes known as Zuul. German and Austrian beer are the way to this mans heart. Loves a good Miami Vice theme night, and used to be Gary Buseys pen pal.

Gazza
Helensburgh hottest step da.
The man with a pair of jorts for every occasion. Wakes up everyday and asks
"What would Dolly do?"
Often found tanning pints of Fursty on the 3rd floor with the old chef. Helped Craig David up some stairs once.
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Emily
Big Bovril Breeks. An all rounder in every sense of the word. Musically talented on the piano, a qualified swimming coach, a paramedic and also knows her way around the wine menu with her distinction at WSET 2 in wines. Queen Of The Night/Negroni.

Rachell
Si mis amigos, it's the muy relajado Rachell. Always up for 17 tequilas, she knows her way round the food menu too and can give Chef a run for his spicy Nacho Money.

Matty
Matty D. Coffee enthusiast. Also known as 'chef', aka The Measuring Man. Big strong boy that likes to fight but only in controlled environments. UFC encyclopedia. Loves him some Michael Bolton.

Ellie
Helensburgh's New Zealand Sauvy Maw of the year 2025. And boy does she love a Jubel chaser. Fun fact, she's actually only 4ft 11 but looks taller because of the way she brushes her hair.
Jemma
The biggest smile in the bar. Jemma is like that ray of golden sunshine on a rainy day and we love it when she's on shift. You will too! A licensed life coach that can bring positivity to any hard day.
Caitz Snr
The glue that holds the kitchen together when the floor gets hectic! And up for nicest person in the bar award too...it's a grudge match against Jemma! Lived everywhere, from Wales to Germany.


The girl who puts Gazza in the corner. Doesn't let the big fella get away with any of that sauce, always ready with the double pistol fingers. Qualified rally driver, only eats prawn flavoured snacks.
Shasha
(short for Ian)

